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Wuthering Git

Branching Strategies Driven Entirely by Revenge

Emily Brontë · 24 May 2026

“The definitive guide to rebasing when everyone involved is making decisions out of spite.”

A storm-lashed guide to Git workflows, force-pushes, unresolved merge conflicts, and the terrible consequences of allowing emotional intensity into your branching strategy.

Contents

  1. Chapter 1: I Am Come Back to This Repository
  2. Chapter 2: The Force-Push on the Moor
  3. Chapter 3: Branches, Ghosts, and Unresolved Conflicts
  4. Chapter 4: Reader, I Squashed Him

Published by Austenpunk, the distinguished imprint for engineers who believe that every production incident would be improved by a stronger sense of narrative irony.

This essential volume combines literary feeling, technical anxiety, and just enough documentation to suggest that somebody once understood the system.

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